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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin? —Bob Marley, Exodus
Whether you think you can or cannot, you’re right! —Henry Ford
“Operator, give me the number for 911!” —Homer Simpson
Life is not about the breaths you take. It’s the moments that take your breath away. —Will Smith in Hitch
Everyone is gifted; but some people never open their package. —Anonymous
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. —Walt Disney
One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching. —Anonymous
The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old. —Barney Stinson
I love you not only for who you are, but for what I am when I’m with you. —Roy Croft
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To the world, you may just be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. —Brandi Snyder
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I love learning. Learning is beautiful. —Natalie Portman